Title: The Night Circus
Author: Erin Morgenstern
Format: library hardcover ($26.95 US)
I AM Ultimately Conflicted
So, let's do this like an Amazon review for a skincare product:
Boring as Something Really Boring
The Night Circus is one of those books that you love but at the same time you really don't, for the reasons lifted above. If you're okay with a plot that moves . . . well, not at all, but you can still maintain being enraptured from the gorgeous writing and the mysterious elements, this is definitely the book for you. If a nonexistent plot makes you want to throw a book out of your window, I recommend you find something else to read.
(Tentatively) Three Owls